kit10notk9 (kit10notk9) wrote,
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If you follow the HP fandom logic about Pseudo-Latin magical words... Today is either the spring dark horse or the day you release the horses from the stables. [Equis = horse, nox = dark/put out]

Best bad pickup line I've ever heard.
"Have sex with me, I've had a vasectomy!"

One of my BILs has contracted laryngitis after giving his family the flu, my sister told him that he talks so seldom as it is; no one at his job will notice he's lost his voice.
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